My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
