well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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