it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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