Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize