a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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