Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My vagina is very pro this idea
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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