i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The adults are the big ones right?
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