just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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