I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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