I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
