Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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