but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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