I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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