Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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