problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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