i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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