You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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