Will you blow on my dice?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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