it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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