Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He shit in the fireplace
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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