if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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