I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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