He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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