Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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