talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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