Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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