is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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