Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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