OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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