1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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