ugly people sure do ruin things
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
bring money and cleavage
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
my poor anus
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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