i need an iv and a liver transplant
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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