i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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