Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Every concussion has its silver lining
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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