Have you finally orgasmed yet?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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