U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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