Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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