what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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