She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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