Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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