she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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