I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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