we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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