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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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