I just cut my nipple shaving
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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