Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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