i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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