I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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