ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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