she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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