She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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