It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Bring me that man meat
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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