Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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