Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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